Thanksgiving is still decorative gourd season, right? You may remember that last year, I posted a dramatic reading of the stellar McSweeney’s article “It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.”

I take enormous delight in re-reading this article every year, so here’s my annual post of the audio for your seasonal pleasure.

Fair warning: it’s chock full of profanity, so be aware if you’re listening around kids or others sensitive to naughty language.

https://youtu.be/qHZK461omfo?si=g5FBPnn72Vx4Q0bN

I’m feeling better today and it seems clear that I don’t have COVID, so there’s a plus. Might actually try to do some writing one of these days…